Words cannot describe the way I feel right now. So I won't even try. Instead, I'll let Pimp C himself say it, as he preached on his 2006 album, Pimpalation....
"You takin' these square ho's out to dinner,
the bitch chose me 'cause she want a winner,
I mix her whole head up like a blender,
ho need a daddy, you's a pretender"
Amen, my brother.